A jack dane
When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral
Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao