Deadly Semen Backup
Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.
Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.