dead man talking
Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
dead man talking
Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.
Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"
Dead Man Talking
A survivor of a suicide attempt.
He lived! Dead man talking from now for sure.
dead man not talking
The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”
Instead of a “dead man walking,” we may be spared since he has become a dead man not talking!