Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.