Dead penguin
"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.
"He's a "dead penguin"..."
Balls deep in a dead penguin
A really shitty situation
"bruh I heard your house burned down"
"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "
"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "