dead socks
Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
Dead Sock
The laundry equivalent of burial at sea- no longer salvageable let alone wearable
I was half asleep until I did the laundry smell test- Eyes wide opened from the sharpest dead sock this side of an Crohn's diseased rhino