dealexia
n. A mental afflcition characterized by a patient with so many deals pending that he or she sporadically confuses terms from one deal with terms another deal.
Kim: Holy bananans! We forgot to wire the deposit for the McClaren deal, and its due in 5 minutes!
Pam: Kim, wrong deal! That deposit was for the Gomez deal. Plus, the McLaren deal will never close.
Kim: Of course. Sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.
Pam: Kim, wrong deal! That deposit was for the Gomez deal. Plus, the McLaren deal will never close.
Kim: Of course. Sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.