Deane

Up for a good laugh and love having my kids 💯

1. Alternate spelling for "Dean"
2. Someone with a huge penis
3. A extremely sexy bastard

1. An Australian yobbo, usually drives around in a Holden Commodore and constantly talks about how smart he is. Negligent of the oxymoron that he is driving a Holden Commodore.
Built to Hitler's specification of the Aryan master race.

2. A person ignorant of the fact that he was named after a woman: Dee-anne, Diane etc.

A boy who's parents likely wanted a girl called Diane and had to improvise with what they got.

The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.

Dean is an amazing person who takes your breath away as soon as you lay eyes on him. You know straight away that you are in love. He makes you smile, laugh, love, he is so perfect. If you have a Dean in your life, keep him. He'll make you feel like the only girl in the world. You'll never stop loving him. Dean is dreamy and handsome and Adorable. You will love every second that you spend with him because he just makes you feel so good.

Dean’s are the best dads you can have even if he scares you a little bit. Some of them are way to over protective and he will show you some cool take downs.