Deano

A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.

Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.

Uncool, not fun to be around, a bore, and generally a tad smelly.

The art of telling a lie - a rather obscure or complex fib when you tell someone one thing and then deny it monents later.

Everyone knows deano. He’s short and funny.

A word used to describe a narcissistic and egocentric member of the male species, who more often than not dress similar to Boy George, are confused about their sexuality, have a weak character and are obsessed with singing - often forcing themselves into believing that they are the next David Bowie or Art Garfunkel. Portraying themselves as confident, outgoing and ''with it'' in social circles, deep down inside a Deano is a self-loathing, petty, angry and self-absorbed little creature. They also generally fail at life.

A guy with a ginormous cock and he is really tall

They love arts & music. They are generous, kindhearted, humane & philanthropic. They love traveling & teaching but hate restraint. They are good at healing. They see goodness in everyone. They are bold, functional, broadminded & spiritual. They have will power & are determined, enthusiastic & energetic. But they are impulsive, contentious, ill-tempered, rebellious & impatient too.

Persons are attracted by the strange things, unusual, quirky also want their sex life to be so.

DEANOs can be seem as a shy not so outgoing person at first, but once you get to know them, they can be an asshole sometimes, no, most of the time.