Dearemia
n. A condition in which the body does not have enough Dear, Dear hugs, Dear kissies, Dear smoothering, Dear wrestling, Dear body smooshes due to a Tiger's best wish to allow his Dear to study and rock the NBDE part 1. Symptoms include: Dizziness or light-headedness, fatigue or lack of energy, problems concentration, uncontrollable tears, persistent crying, and constant hugging of Puppy.
Both Puppy and I have Dearemia and resort to much snacking and porkin' to help relieve some of its effects.