Death by Douche
Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
Damn; death by douche.
death douche
Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.
- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.