deaver
A human being (cloned or kidnapped) who is used as a component of an artificial intelligence computer or system.
May be electrified or not electrified.
A computer with no deavers is a "cat" and a computer with deavers is a "dog".
May be electrified or not electrified.
A computer with no deavers is a "cat" and a computer with deavers is a "dog".
The CIA and IBM cloned 50 deavers for use as part of the psychotronic torture targeting system.
Deaver fever
When you catch the fever you have the urge to high-five everyone you see.
For example: Molly: “Did you see that guy giving everyone high-fives?” John: “Yes he has Deaver Fever, it’s contagious”
Deaver Fever
This is a fever that gives you the urge to high-five anyone you see.
Ex: Madison: “Did you see that guy over there giving everyone high-fives?” Dave: “Yes I heard he has deaver fever which makes people have the urge to give people high-fives”
Deaver Bam
The sexual act of a girl licking the bottom rear side of the scrotum, or coinpurse as we say in my town, with the tip of her nose in a mans anus. He then proceeds to grip her throat to stop her breathing then releases immediately post-fart so that her first breath consists a lungful of epic gaseous glory.
Thou shalt not deaver bam.
Dude she deaver bam's like fat bitches eat cake
Deaver bams are messy after eating Chipotle
Dude she deaver bam's like fat bitches eat cake
Deaver bams are messy after eating Chipotle
pulling a Deaver
When a male politely sexiles his roomate(s) in order to have intimate relations and/or sex with a female partner a multitude of times in one night. The results are usually that of 1.) Not sleeping in favor of all night sex, and 2.) (Probably inappropriately) Telling everyone who lives around you (and their siblings) about how you "railed this chick all night last night"
Colin: How was last night after you told me not to come back to the dorm?
Mike: It was awesome! I was pulling a Deaver and railed this chick like four times in 5 hours!
Mike: It was awesome! I was pulling a Deaver and railed this chick like four times in 5 hours!
daniel deaver
Bro this dude the sexiest mf known to man. Beat his schlong all day in 6th p PE. We be fuckin around and he pull his shmeat out and start jerking like OHHHH MY GAWWD *vine boom vine boom* OHHH MY GAWWDD.
Person 1: Who tf is daniel deaver?
person 2: Only the sexiest cracker known to man my guy.
person 2: Only the sexiest cracker known to man my guy.
Ello Deaver
A new fad among middle school and high school kids. An imaginary animal. See youtube for an animated version.
An Ello Deaver is a slow, and stupid creature. It has two legs, which it stands on and has two arms.
The Deaver Call is one of the very special features about this thing. It also has very large ears to help it hear.
It also has one nostril which hinders its smell by half.
It has two to five very large buck-teeth which it uses to eat, and bite it's enemies.
Some Ello Deavers are good, and some will bite your toes. If they can jump high enough, they will bite your shins.
If you scare or startle an ello deaver, it will explode and two ello deavers appear.
The darker the ello deaver, the rarer. Very few are black and scare often. There are many white deavers, and they vary in color.
Every 1 in 1000 deaver is a bad deaver. And every 999 in 1000 is a good one.
The ello deaver has a white, puffy tail like a rabbit's.
An Ello Deaver is a slow, and stupid creature. It has two legs, which it stands on and has two arms.
The Deaver Call is one of the very special features about this thing. It also has very large ears to help it hear.
It also has one nostril which hinders its smell by half.
It has two to five very large buck-teeth which it uses to eat, and bite it's enemies.
Some Ello Deavers are good, and some will bite your toes. If they can jump high enough, they will bite your shins.
If you scare or startle an ello deaver, it will explode and two ello deavers appear.
The darker the ello deaver, the rarer. Very few are black and scare often. There are many white deavers, and they vary in color.
Every 1 in 1000 deaver is a bad deaver. And every 999 in 1000 is a good one.
The ello deaver has a white, puffy tail like a rabbit's.
Hey look, it's an Ello Deaver!