December 21st (FNU)

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.