a. johnson
When a guy ejaculates on a womans face
Hey did you give her an a. johnson?
Johnson & Johnson
A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night
Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
johnson and johnson
1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs
johnson and johnson makes medicine
there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
Johnson and Johnson
When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
Johnsoned
The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
Johnsoned
When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
Johnsoned
To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.
heads or tails? you have been johnsoned