decufflinking
The action one takes once they realise they are a total tosser. It involves selling their car and downsizing their penthouse once they have realised they have no friends.
Person A: I have a BMW 7 Series
Person B: Sure, you may have a 7 Series but do you have 7 Friends?
Person A: Good call I better do some decufflinking.
Person A: I have a 6-bed apartment in Kensington
Person B: Do you live alone?
Person A: Yes
Person B: You need a good decufflinking.
Person B: Sure, you may have a 7 Series but do you have 7 Friends?
Person A: Good call I better do some decufflinking.
Person A: I have a 6-bed apartment in Kensington
Person B: Do you live alone?
Person A: Yes
Person B: You need a good decufflinking.