Decunting
The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.
People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
This is an example of decunting:
Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".
I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".
I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
decunt
to remove the penis from the (someone's)vagina
this is a regular verb
this is a regular verb
a) Jeremy decunted and answered the phone.
b) I would never decunt Molly if I could remain there forever.
b) I would never decunt Molly if I could remain there forever.
Decuntering
The act of spring cleaning ones social media to remove unwanted friends and contacts.
Based on the principles of Marie Kondo.
Based on the principles of Marie Kondo.
"Sorry I didn't reply earlier Patsy, I was busy decuntering LinkedIn and I'm back down to 400 contacts now."
"Jesus, my Insta is getting full of shite, time for a bit of decuntering"
"Jesus, my Insta is getting full of shite, time for a bit of decuntering"