Deep-Dick pizza

When a man (or person wearing a strap-on) gapes their partners anus to a diameter of at least 3 inches (7.6 cm) at this point the person who's anus is gaped should be filled with sauce and cheese untill overflowing from the anus (by the person doing the fucking) and fucked untill homogeneous and the fucker finishes. The mixture of semen and cheese and sauce is then placed on a preprepared pizza dough and placed into the oven untill melty and bubbly. Serve with ranch dressing and opptionally truffle butter.