Deep Doucher
Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.
Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher