Deep sniff

One of the sexiest men you will every meet

His is so thick that that last time he threw it back Pangea started to crack

His massive dong is known for being feared amongst peasants

He is a wise and magic man who will pause time then smack your Big ass forehead

Shut up blast

He beat the sun in a staring contest the gods fear him he created life my himself and very sexy

Blast shut up

Not Evan GTA bushes can stop him he’s so wrong that he was able to convince and league of legends player take a shower

He made a discord mod see sunlight and stop buying body pillows of that one anime woman

He has hall the original skylanders he beat uno with 2 cards be broke bedrock and he’ll make your bed rock

So don’t mess with this god among us. (Sus)