Deer woods
Deer woods (deer - woodz)
Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..
Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..
Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
Deer in the woods
It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.
When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.