deer jerkying
When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.
Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!