Deevoy
Half man half mutant mongoloid, this creature has a huge planethead which can be seen from space. It is extremely butters and has extreme death breath. Approach this creature with caution as it might attempt to give you a flying teabag. He has also been crowned the crapmaster as his only friend is the shit that creeps out his butt crack.
Sam "man ur so ugly mate, u cud get away with being a Deevoy stunt double"
Ayaaz "i know mate, im need plastic surgery"
Ayaaz "i know mate, im need plastic surgery"
Deevoy
A fine specimin of a man - the best of the best!
"That Deevoy is like a God in training!"