deez nuts

A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

deez nuts

A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.

"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"

"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"

deez nuts

A 2016 presidential candidate, who clearly would have been a better choice then Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.

Deez nuts got 9% of the population to vote for him in 2016.

deez nuts

Old school game that never gets old

Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts

deez nuts

Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke

"Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?"
"What am I gonna do with that?"
"You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!"

Deez Nuts

A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM

Deez Nuts

Just F'ing with someone

eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?

Umm....Sacan??

Sacan deez nuts!!!!!

俚语	deez nuts.
释义	deez nuts A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off. Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya? Victim: No. Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?! or Me: Do you like parodies? Victim: uh...yeah sometimes Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?! deez nuts A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times. "Have you ever seen deez?" "These what?" "Deez nuts!" "Did you get the CDs?" "What CDs?" "See deez nuts in yo face!" deez nuts A 2016 presidential candidate, who clearly would have been a better choice then Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Deez nuts got 9% of the population to vote for him in 2016. deez nuts Old school game that never gets old Me: You ever been to Chewons? You: Whats Chewons? Me: Chew on Deez Nuts deez nuts Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke "Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?" "What am I gonna do with that?" "You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!" Deez Nuts A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail. You: Something came in the mail today. Friend: What? You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM Deez Nuts Just F'ing with someone eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar? Umm....Sacan?? Sacan deez nuts!!!!!
随便看	lesbatross lesbatude lesbaworship lesbay lesbcel lesbe lesbeacon lesbean lesbeaner lesbeans les beans lesbear lesbeard lesbearnney sarney lesbeast lesbeau lesbeaux lesbee lesbeen lesbeetle lesbefian lesbefriends [lesbefriends] lesbegay lesbegone