defecastration
A mixture of the words "defecate" and "castration", this word refers to when you shit so hard, your dick falls off.
Scenario 1:
Guy 1: dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Guy 2: bro, I think I just defecastrated myself.
Scenario 2:
Guy 1: when I was little, I shit so hard my dick fell off.
Guy 2: oh shit, you must be talking about defecastration.
Guy 1: dude, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Guy 2: bro, I think I just defecastrated myself.
Scenario 2:
Guy 1: when I was little, I shit so hard my dick fell off.
Guy 2: oh shit, you must be talking about defecastration.