defecrastinating
Procrastinating while defecating, usually done while at work to avoid doing work.
Guy 1: "Sup bro, where have you been?"
Guy 2: "I was doing some serious defecrastinating. I surfed for the web for AT LEAST 40 minutes while I was on the john."
Guy 2: "I was doing some serious defecrastinating. I surfed for the web for AT LEAST 40 minutes while I was on the john."