defetext
To text while pooping.
My roommate defetexted me that we were out of toilet paper.
defetext
To text while defenestrating
1. After John Doe lost his shirt, he self-defetexted his last words to Twitter.
2. If Elaine ever got a Blackberry, iPhone, or a PDA with SMS capability and it wouldn't stop beeping, then Yuri would probably have defetexted out the limo window.
2. If Elaine ever got a Blackberry, iPhone, or a PDA with SMS capability and it wouldn't stop beeping, then Yuri would probably have defetexted out the limo window.