Defination
A portmanteau of the words Definition and Defamation.
This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".
High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"
(the next day)
High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".
(weeks later)
High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".
(months later)
High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"
High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".
High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".
High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"
(the next day)
High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".
(weeks later)
High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".
(months later)
High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"
High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".
High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".
High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
Define Define
The one thing you'll never be able to define
Dude 1: Yo, can you Define Define
Dude 2: How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Dude 2: How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Defining
The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.
Person 1: Where is Will?
Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.
define
What Urban Dictionary doesn't do.
Jim: Don't worry I looked up on Urban Dictionary
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything
definately
Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.
The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.
Definate
This is not the way it's spelled!
The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!
Define it
A useless feature on Urban Dictionary because you'll never have your definitions published, no matter how vulgar, informative, or accurate it may be.
Person 1: I wanted to define it but Urban Dictionary didn't take it.
Person 2: Man that sucks, that feature is useless.
Person 2: Man that sucks, that feature is useless.