Deflector
One who defelcts seniority or accountability onto another to avoid work at all costs
Joel: "Who is the most senior guy here?" (with obvious work to hand out)
Andy: "Vic is." (As he points to Vic)
Vic: "Fuck your face Andy! Do it yourself deflector!"
Andy: "Vic is." (As he points to Vic)
Vic: "Fuck your face Andy! Do it yourself deflector!"
Deflector
A Republican who didn't back Trump originally but deflects any and all conversations about wrongdoing back to Hilary Clinton or the "Russia Hoax".
Doesn't necessarily consider themselves a Trump supporter but seems to support him anyway. Worse than an apologist because at least they will talk about what he did.
Doesn't necessarily consider themselves a Trump supporter but seems to support him anyway. Worse than an apologist because at least they will talk about what he did.
Person 1: *Talks about any one of the innumerable tantrums the Don has thrown"
Person 2: "But what you have to understand is that the dems have been talking all this mess about the Russia hoax this whole time and it's been NOW PROVEN-"
Person 1: "Quit being a Deflector, we weren't even talking about Russia!"
Person 2: "But what you have to understand is that the dems have been talking all this mess about the Russia hoax this whole time and it's been NOW PROVEN-"
Person 1: "Quit being a Deflector, we weren't even talking about Russia!"
Deflector
Someone who tries to move the target abuse to another avoiding his or her mistake
Lorenzo; I'm not fat, don't talk about my weight you know I dont like it but you are fucking a ginger, Coby your an umpa lumpa and Mole your a cunt
Gingers girlfriend; maybe you wouldn't be so bitter if you didn't eat all the pies mate.
Coby; stop being a deflector and sort your own shit out instead of deflecting it to others
Lorenzo; removes himself from the chat groups
Lorenzo; apologises in the morning and asks to be put back in the groups pretending nothing happen
Gingers girlfriend; maybe you wouldn't be so bitter if you didn't eat all the pies mate.
Coby; stop being a deflector and sort your own shit out instead of deflecting it to others
Lorenzo; removes himself from the chat groups
Lorenzo; apologises in the morning and asks to be put back in the groups pretending nothing happen
Bullshit Deflector
A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
Cum Deflectors
Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.
Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!
Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
soul deflector
i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.
I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.
pussy deflector
Headband from the anime naruto. Commonly worn as an repellant for the opposite sex by basement dwellers.
HEY CHAMP! TIRED OF GIRLS GOING CRAZY OVER YOU? TIRED OF THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SEX?
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.