Defucktive
Any product that dos'nt work as intended.
Oh my! the drink you made for me is leaking,the cup must be Defuctive.
Defucktive
something so messed up that it's both defective and fuck'd up at the same time..
This belt is defucktive. Your thoughts are so defucktive.
defucktion
The act of reversing a fuck-up, or the act of repairing a previously known fuck-up.
A database administrator accidentally fucks up by deleting a large table from a production database. Woopsies! The Unix systems adminstrator then runs a data restoration from a recent backup, enabling the database administrator to reverse his fuck-up, thus performing a defucktion.
defucktable
Getting fucked over, just like your insurance agency does to you when you have an accident
Guy one: hey man i heard you got in a wreck, are you ok
Guy two: yeah, but im gonna have to pay my defucktable
Guy two: yeah, but im gonna have to pay my defucktable