Defuckulate
To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.
"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"
Defuckulator
A tool invented by the Germans in the late 1800s that accurately measures a persons level of response to pain using a "fuckometer".
Hold this Defuckulator and let me prick you with this pin, and then open up the oven and grab the scolding hot pan with your bare hand.