deike

basically, a super large penis that everyone can see but no one really says anything.

Ancient sentient beign from the dark era (before time itself was created) its said that hes in the deepest circle of hell incarcerated from his mischievous acts against humanity, his appearance resembles a monkey's but blacker and sexier. he posseses a 16' fat dick, almost as big and fat as him. freeing him will result in the end of the universe and all the life in it.

You won’t meet many deikes in your life because it’s a very rare name. She has strong German roots and is therefore very hard drinking. She’s a nice, smart friend with whom you can have a lot of fun.
But she also has to struggle with her own problems. She just doesn’t want to tell others about her problems. So ask her how she’s doing.