DE_Kuru
An in development Counter Strike: Global Offensive map made by an orange idiot who never works on the map. He's usually too busy with other maps to work on and playtest, but when a DE_Kuru playtest happens no one shows up.
Me: "Hey Marc, when is the next DE_Kuru playtest?"
Marc: "I'm working on Lapis right now"
Me: "Of course you are."
Marc: "I'm working on Lapis right now"
Me: "Of course you are."