delap
really really really bad. like a yard sale but worse
"Dude, last night i had the worst time ever. it was delap."
"so basically going at it with your mom?"
"yeah"
"so basically going at it with your mom?"
"yeah"
Delaps
A situation renters of tings like nice properties wish to ignore, and landlords hope they can gain a solution to that relieves them of their troubles.
Pav: Hey that shop owner has shut up and moved out. That gaff looks a state.
Aaron: Init. Damm bruv if he has not sorted his delaps, that brother is in trouble.
Pav: Totally his landlord gonna be on to him in no time.
Aaron: Init. Damm bruv if he has not sorted his delaps, that brother is in trouble.
Pav: Totally his landlord gonna be on to him in no time.
Harry Delap
the ultimate sex machine who can pull anyone he wants
i wish i was Harry Delap
Cian Delap
Likes men and some random doll from longford or some other backwards county. Has a metal mouth. Dips his hair in a deep fat frier. Also known as fri lyte or dippers. Plays a game for 2 weeks straight without even taking a break to piss. Big gaming nerd. Tryhard. Not very smart. Likes men. Obsessed with vapor max shoes. Shit trim. Acne everywhere. Opinions. Also did i mention he likes men?
Daniel:Im gonna batter cian
Cian Delap:OK
Daniel:Only if he hits me first tho
Cian Delap:OK
Daniel:Only if he hits me first tho
Rory Delap
An English-born, Irish footballer, who currently plays as a midfielder for Stoke City. He has made 11 appearances for the Republic of Ireland.
He is renowned for his long throw-in ability, which has created many goals throughout his career.
He is renowned for his long throw-in ability, which has created many goals throughout his career.
"Rory Delap is about to launch the ball into the opposition's penalty area!"
Delaps Legend
Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.