DeLeeuw

If you carry this as a surname, you are bound to do great things! And fuck up a bit along the way. You know a lot of things yet, choose to keep educating yourself so you can love very challenging people. You are great with your hands, you make everything look easy. You make people believe in themselves, but you also expect a lot from them. You have values. Your smile melts hearts. You make people feel safe when they are dangerous. You somehow always know what to say, and you do it with tact. And you speak the hard truths. You’re kind of a hard ass but, easy to melt. You are the kind of person that should be spread around the world because you are so authentic and genuine. And you don’t really know how lovely you are. I’m serious people, if you find a DeLeeuw that takes a shine to you, hang on tight, their love will be unwavering...and something pretty much out of this world. Magic.

When you’re doing a girl from behind and proceed to spit a puddle onto her back. Once there is a puddle you blow your load into it, tilt her over letting the concoction pour into a glass. Then you take turns sipping it.