delivering
When you deliver a load of semen to her and not on her.
ex. I'm delivering.
ex. I just delivered!
ex. I just delivered!
on delivered
a texting term meaning that someone has not responded for hours or in the worst cases days 😭
i’ve been on delivered for a week it’s cool tho she’s probably just taking a shower
deliv
the shortened version of deliver.
Customer calling a pizza place; "Hi, do you deliv?"
delivered
the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”
bro he left me on delivered, his snap map says 3 minutes ago on snap and i sent him a snap 45 minutes ago
Deliver
To give in sexually to someone, usually because you owe them something.
John: You know, Carla still owes me dinner, but she says she doesn't have any money.
Collin: You can always ask her to deliver =).
John: Yeah, that's a good one.
Later,
John: You know Carla, I spoke to Collin earlier and he suggested you delivered instead of paying for dinner.
Carl: What?! You think I'm a slut! I'll pay for the next dinner like I told you.
John: You always say that but you never do, I really think we should have sex, you know, to calm down a bit.
Carla: You make me sick.
Collin: You can always ask her to deliver =).
John: Yeah, that's a good one.
Later,
John: You know Carla, I spoke to Collin earlier and he suggested you delivered instead of paying for dinner.
Carl: What?! You think I'm a slut! I'll pay for the next dinner like I told you.
John: You always say that but you never do, I really think we should have sex, you know, to calm down a bit.
Carla: You make me sick.
deliver
to remove ones liver
He got to bored and decided to deliver his cat.
Deliver
Verb: To remove a liver.
"Mom I delivered the horse today, look!"
"OH DEAR GOD"
"OH DEAR GOD"