Delivery-Device
n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device.
Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.
Ranch delivery device
n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.
"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"
butter delivery device
Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.
No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.