Delta, Ohio

A village in northwest ohio (Fulton County) that has a population of less than 3,000 people and that no one has heard of (suburb of Toledo). These people are mostly farmers who have events like 'bring your tractor to school day' and a horrible Chicken Festival every July. They're a bunch of small town hicks with nothing to do but to drink while wearing a John Deer T-shirt, play corn hole and watch the corn grow.