Demipenissexual
A person who can only be sexually attracted to someone if they have emotional investment and a dick.
Me: "Hey, babe, have you heard of this word called 'demipenissexual'?"
Girlfriend: "No, what is it?"
Me: "It's something I just made up to describe you!"
Girlfriend: "No, what is it?"
Me: "It's something I just made up to describe you!"