Denmark
A magical utopia that American pundits like to point to.
Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.
Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.
Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!
Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.
Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!
Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
Denmark
The country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).
Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
Denmark
Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Denmark
The cradle of all ciivilization. The girls are all tall blonde babes and the fellz are all hot professor types who knows karate.
Oh teacher, who invented fire?
-Nobody knows, but it was somewhere in Denmark.
-Nobody knows, but it was somewhere in Denmark.
Denmark
proven to be the happiest place on earth, ina international survey.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.
man, I'm freezing my ass off, I really should move to Denmark! there I'm also allowed to speak my mind without being arrested!
Denmark
A fucking legendary country. Legalized porn in 1969, free health care, fire education system, and everyone has a great fashion sense. You're welcome!
Person 1: America is fucking shit, should I go to Canada?
Person 2: Um no wtf, go to Denmark... you'll love it;)
Person 2: Um no wtf, go to Denmark... you'll love it;)
Denmark
1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!