Dennis Han

Verb. The act of having one's computer confiscated and locked in a cupboard (the latter is optional) by one's parents. A common trigger for Dennis Hannage incidents is excessive gaming habits on the victim's behalf, often in the place of study. Most Dennis Han victims have been known to have seen a phenomenal increase in their grades after the incident. This is known as the Dennis Han phenomenon. There is still no plausible scientific explanation for this phenomenon.