Dense Cabbage
Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.
p1 stands up for somebody spamming
p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
Dense Cabbage
What you call someone after you correct them
"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"
Dense Cabbage
A weird word for an idiot
“You dense cabbage”
Dense Cabbage
An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.
John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
Dense Cabbage
Basically, an idiot.
"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)
Dense Cabbage
Rare insult
“Shut up you dense cabbage
Dense cabbage
A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.
Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?