Denver Omelet
A sex act in which a man puts his rectum against his partner's vagina and proceeds to defecate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
Did you hear Matt will only go down on a girl after she's had a Denver Omelet?
He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
Denver Omelet
A combination of sex and food.
When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.
denver omelet
An omelet containing ham, onions, green peppers and optionally cheese,
Mmm, that was a delicious denver omelet!