depression sex

verb.

When two depressed people have sex which includes touching/kissing of scars, cuts, bruises or burns. A very sad and loving way of intercourse. Can also be categorized as masochistic.

A form of masturbation developed during the Great Depression, and often shortened to GDS. GDS usually consist of finding mechanical pencil graphite or another thin object and sticking it into the opening at the end of your penis. Common items used during GDS include graphite, sewing needles (sometimes heated), and paper clips. For the adventurous, a straw or recorder may be used.

The term Great Depression Sex may also be used to describe events, especially those that bring about strong emotions.

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).