Depreston
When a person name Preston makes you sad
My friend Preston made me depreston
depreston
An extremely dry, boring, person.
Well,I feel like crap. Had to listen to Depreston today.
crippling depreston
When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression
Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"