Deprousing
When a person, place, or situation is both depressing and arousing. Usually fits when a person is lonely af, AKA having the best sexual experience in his life attributed to his WAIFU body pillow.
Guy 1: Hey man, this flashlight I bought on Amazon was FUCKING amazing! You should totally get it!
Guy 2: Man, that shit’s DEPROUSING. Unlike you, I actually taste the real poontown with my dingerwenus.
Guy 2: Man, that shit’s DEPROUSING. Unlike you, I actually taste the real poontown with my dingerwenus.