derbyshire

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.

Derbyshire is in the centre of England.

Tyler Derbyshire

Tyler wanks off to beastiality porn 24/7 and doesn’t stop until his mum chops off his dick. His cum is green and has bits in it like orange juice. Tyler is also an absolute cunt. Stay away from him because he’ll convince you to sleep over and rape you while you’re there (please note that if you do go to his house you might witness Tyler Derbyshire humping his dog).

person 1: who is that cunt?
person 2: oh that’s just Tyler Derbyshire
person 1: oh he one that fucked his dog?
person 2: yeah...

Mr Derbyshire

Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit.
- Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students.

Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing.

Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment.

Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire.

jacob derbyshire

Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x

Kirsty <3

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Derbyshire Picnic

A coffee.

I bought a Derbyshire picnic because it was cold on my walk.

Derbyshire Picnic

A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules.

Liquid verion of a substantial meal.

Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...

俚语	derbyshire
释义	derbyshire A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire. Derbyshire is in the centre of England. Tyler Derbyshire Tyler wanks off to beastiality porn 24/7 and doesn’t stop until his mum chops off his dick. His cum is green and has bits in it like orange juice. Tyler is also an absolute cunt. Stay away from him because he’ll convince you to sleep over and rape you while you’re there (please note that if you do go to his house you might witness Tyler Derbyshire humping his dog). person 1: who is that cunt? person 2: oh that’s just Tyler Derbyshire person 1: oh he one that fucked his dog? person 2: yeah... Mr Derbyshire Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit. - Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students. Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing. Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment. Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire. jacob derbyshire Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x Kirsty <3 jacob derbyshire jacob derbyshire Derbyshire Picnic A coffee. I bought a Derbyshire picnic because it was cold on my walk. Derbyshire Picnic A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules. Liquid verion of a substantial meal. Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...
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