Derby Slayer
Kids usually named Josh, Ralph, and B. They have time machines that they use to study Derbys behavior and find ways to kill them. They all copublished the book of derby and enjoy beating on the master derby michaelo.
1. kid A: Oh shit dude its a derby!
kid B: CALL THE DERBY SLAYERS FUCK!
kid B: CALL THE DERBY SLAYERS FUCK!