Derelicious
A delicious man whose name starts with a D. He is so amazing that they had to make him the 32nd flavor at Baskin Robins.
"Last night Derelicious Moresex took me around the world and back, all before the check came!"
Guy 1: Are you Derelicious?
Guy 2: Why don't you try me and find out?
Guy 1: Are you Derelicious?
Guy 2: Why don't you try me and find out?