derik ross
An extemely optomistic person, but yet lacks the ability of common sense in any sort of direction. Likes to do front flips onto tables and take darts in the butt. Derik is someone who is also the guy that always gives you a couple pats on the butt during intercourse with your significant other...but only because his lip ring got stuck to his significant others and needs help. Hes extremely outgoing and if you ask him politely he will lick your face then, then continuously Stone Cold Stunner you! Rock on derik! You imbisel!
Derik Ross is defined as someone that drinks way to much.