Derpducken
When one has diarrhea and then out of no where a solid piece of shit flies out of the ass and into the bowl, splashing the previously laid diarrhea onto ass and exposed genitals.
Dude #1: What took you so long? The movie is about to start.
Dude #2: Had a Derpducken dude. Had to make sure shit was locked down and everything was clean.
Dude#1: Word.
Dude #2: Had a Derpducken dude. Had to make sure shit was locked down and everything was clean.
Dude#1: Word.